Whatever You Want Honey

Gosh, it has 2 years since my last post!!!!!

I actually have something important to say, today. Last month I nominated my wife for a “Brighter Smile” Makeover that was announced on WQKX in Sunbury, PA. They announced a contest where you could nominate someone you thought deserved a Brighter Smile or Clearer Vision.

So, I went to their web site and filled out a form. They asked why you wanted to nominate that person. I wrote:

I want to nominate my wife, Becki, for a Brighter Smile because she is my inspiration. She has been through a lot for a 33 year old and still keeps a bright attitude but doesn’t smile much.

For the last five years she has volunteered on a committee that serves to teach, expand and enliven an industry known as Virtual Assistance or VAs for short. The committee is the Online International Virtual Assistant Convention (OIVAC). For eight months during each year, she dedicates an hour and a half every Tuesday night for phone calls and four to six hours a week doing miscellaneous tasks for this organization. Then she meets bi-weekly for the other four months with the committee leadership to plan for the following year. Then she works twelve to fourteen hours a day during the convention itself.

While her efforts are helping hundreds of individuals around the globe, she also makes the time cook, clean and home school our eight year old, special needs, adopted son, Kaleb.

We were married in the summer of 1998 and tried to conceive a baby until 2001 when we found out that my distant cousin was giving her second child up for adoption. We were there at the hospital when our son was born in Lancaster in January of 2002 and then air lifted to Hershey Medical Center where experts could manage the care of an infant with Gastroschesis. We did not find out until later that he has severe allergies, a seizure disorder, asthma, ADD and ADHD.

After his adoption was finalized in late 2004 we tried to conceive again. Unsuccessfully.

Although she brushes her teeth faithfully, she has not been able to prevent her teeth from becoming brittle and breaking apart. She has been to an oral surgeon to have teeth removed and root canal done to correct her teeth and prevent them from dying. So far, it has only been a temporary fix as they continue to decay.

Last year she had been suffering from having menstruation almost every day (literally). It started in January of 2009 and continued until February 2010 when they removed her uterus, fallopian tubes, ovaries and some lymph nodes in a hysterectomy to prevent the precancerous cells that overtook her uterus from becoming cancerous. [Note: Tests revealed that the uterus was inundated with cancer cells. We found this out after the nomination was submitted.]

Through all of this, she has kept a pleasant demeanor, while inside she has been crying. It would mean the world to me, if she were selected for this opportunity. That way, she can finally have something to smile about.

Thank you for this consideration.

Becki’s Loving Husband,

Dale Noles

Well, she was selected as a finalist! She went to see Dr. Larry Winans for him to check out the mouth status. He made a list of 10 or so things that he wanted to do to Becki’s teeth to make her Smile Brighter.

Today, they made the link public for those of you who want to vote for your choice for the winner in both categories.

So, without dragging this out further, please Vote for Becki! Please, it would help improve this smile.

1. Go to http://www.brightersmileclearervision.com/votenow.html
2. Scroll to the bottom of Page and Click “Vote Now” button
3. Under “Vote for a Brighter Smile Finalist“, click the button below Rebecca (Becki) Noles on the top row right hand side
4. Then Vote for a person under “Vote for a Clearer Vision Finalist” category
5. Type in your First Name, Last Name and e-mail address
6. Click “Submit” to complete the Vote

Thank you for your vote! If she wins, I will be sure to put her After Photos here!

This last week we celebrated my son’s 6th birthday. Yes he is six. And spry as a spring chicken (something my Nan used to say).

We had a small shindig on his b-day. Becki made him a white on white cake, no fancy frivolities, just his favorites. I had to make blowing out the candles harder by splitting them 3 to a side, but his little lungs got them all. (And no spittle this year!)

My friend announced the sale of her business. Sad day. I know you breathe your sigh of relief, but I cry for those who have not received your wisdom.

My little family went to the doctor’s office for our check ups. I received a tetanus shot, but my wife weaseled out of hers.

We threw a birthday party for my son.

Here you can see my artful take on creating a cake especially for the Cars(tm) King.

Yeah, ok, so maybe frosting is not my medium, but them thar kinfolk were all im-pressed-like.

Here is his favorite “toy”. If you look closely, you can see my growing bald spot being covered inconspicuously by a comb over.

The “toy” again.

As a side note to my beloved Mom-In-Law, I now have pictures of you, hehehe. Do I smell blackmail?

My wife and I got the flu and are doing our best to recover. I think we got sick from going to the doctor’s office. Is that free enterprise at work or what?

So life is ever packed with bursts of sunshine and rain.

Here is to getting more sunshine!

- D

If you read the last post on “Tell a Man What You Want” guys, you’ll see that I am one of your best advocates.

However, let me state one important piece of information. Toward the bottom of the post I told your lady NOT to nag you.

Do you know why she nags you? Do you?

It is because you do not do what she asks of you.

• I have told her how to ask you to do things.
• I have told her why she needs to ask you to do those things in a new way.
• I even told her that she needs to keep her promises.

HOWEVER, if you do not get up off your rump the first time she asks you to do something, she will ask you again. And again. And again. (You call this nagging. She calls it ignoring.)

So, let me clear the air for you. If you do what she asks of you right away, then she doesn’t have a chance to nag. Amazing how that works.

- D

I saw the title of a book several years ago that stated “Men Read Newspapers, Not Minds” by Sandra Aldrich and the funny thing is, I’ve quoted this title to my spouse about four hundred times in the last six or seven years.

The interesting thing about this is that my wife has the best possible memory of anyone I know, but she seldom remembers this quote.

I had to make this statement to segue into the topic just so you had a little background as to why this post is important to me and other men.

Tell Him What You Want

Ladies, in order to build a strong relationship with your hubby, communication is a MUST. It is not difficult to talk to your man, after all, you did court one another at the beginning of your relationship. I am certain that you communicated then. You likely even told your guy what you wanted and he probably responded accordingly. Gee, I wonder why?

But something, somewhere went awry. You started hinting around at things you wanted rather than telling him what it is. Your comments may sound like this, now:

• Have you seen the newspaper today?
• Ginny’s soccer practice gets out early today and Johnny’s t-ball coach is having a parent meeting after practice. I do not know if I can make both of them.
• Today I was thinking about that little Italian restaurant that we went to last May. I wonder if they ever finished their new dining area.
• My mom’s not feeling good this week.
• I am going to take a bath before bed tonight.

To women, and some REALLLLY in touch men, these statements are clear and they can pick up what you are trying to say. Your girlfriends are aghast. They probably responded with, “I guess [insert husband's name here] just ignored you again, didn’t he?”

But, let us consider that most men cannot decipher subtle hints like the ones you dropped. Most lack the ability to read between the lines and merely think you are just making a statement, when you are actually making a request. Think about the guttural sounds they make when around their guy friends watching a game or hanging around the barbecue pit over some chicken, shrimp and steak searing to perfection. Remember the TV show “Home Improvement” and Tim’s ape grunts and calls. Yeah, that’s man talk there baby!

So, in order to talk to the guy who reverted back to his primal state, let us revisit the statements above and convert them to a language most men, really do understand.

• Have you seen the newspaper today?
  Should Be:
  Honey, would you check the porch and bushes to see if the paper arrived yet?
• Ginny’s soccer practice gets out early today and Johnny’s t-ball coach is having a parent meeting after practice. I do not know if I can make both of them.
  Should Be:
  Ginny’s soccer practice gets out early today and Johnny’s t-ball coach is having a parent meeting after practice. Can you pick up Ginny on your way home? She’ll be at the lower field next to the front gate of the school.
• Today I was thinking about that little Italian restaurant that we went to last May. I wonder if they ever finished their new dining area.
  Should Be:
  Today I was thinking about that little Italian restaurant that we went to last May. How about a date to Finici’s on Thursday night?
• My mom’s not feeling good this week.
  Should Be:
  My mom’s not feeling good this week. Would you mind if I spent the next couple evenings and this weekend taking care of her?
• I am going to take a bath before bed tonight.
  Should Be:
  I am going to take a bath before bed tonight. If you come to bed after I am done, you’ll get lucky.

Do you see the difference a few more words can make? I want to issue you a challenge. If your man is not responsive to your “normal” requests. Try to spell it out for him for a week. Be clear about your requests. Try to remember most men read newspapers, not minds.

One last tidbit of insight before I end this post. Do not nag. Guys HATE it. Appeal to his ego and sexuality and watch him jump through hoops for you. Here are some good ways to get your man to do what you want.

Give these a try:

• Honey, you are really good at finding things so would you check the porch and bushes to see if the paper arrived yet?
• Can you pick up Ginny from soccer practice on your way home? She’ll be at the lower field next to the front gate of the school. You could take her to the ice cream shop and have some father/daughter time after if you’d like.
• Today I was thinking about that little Italian restaurant that we went to last May. How about a date to Finici’s on Thursday night? Who knows where our little romantic evening could end up?
• My mom’s not feeling good this week. Would you mind if I spent the next couple evenings and this weekend taking care of her? Maybe we can get a baby sitter when I get back so I can pamper you too.
• I am going to take a bath before bed tonight. If you come to bed after I am done, you’ll get lucky. (You do not need to change this one.)

or some other ideas…

• I need the trash taken out and I just love to watch your biceps bulge when you do it.
• I need a big strong man to help bring in the groceries. Are you that man?
• I know you don’t like cleaning the gutters, but if you clean them today and get a shower, I’ll give you a [flirt, flirt] chest massage on the bed tonight.

Just be sure to keep your promises. If you say you are going to do something, do it. Otherwise he will feel rejected and then wind up ignoring even the most sultry requests. Good luck communicating!

[Unwittingly, as I was writing this post, my wife asked me what I was doing. After I told her, she told me what she wanted! ]

- D

Patty Dost zapped me with the most recent Meme (most recent to me, that is).

For the seven I tag, here are the rules:

1. Link to the person’s blog who tagged you.
2. Post these rules on your blog.
3. List seven random and/or weird facts about yourself.
4. Tag seven random people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs.
5. Let each person know that they have been tagged by posting a comment on their blog.
My rule: (I am such a rule breaker)
6. Or, you do not have to tag anyone else and break the cycle.

Let’s see, 7 weird things about me. 7. Weird things. About me?

1. I am almost Metro Sexual. I’ve got the attitude but not the wardrobe. I still dress like a Neanderthal.
2. I am a Geek. But is that so weird?
3. I cry during movies, sometimes TV shows and the occasional commercial.
4. 99% of my friends are women. (Is that weird or smart?)
5. I may partake of an alcoholic beverage maybe five times per year.
6. I am a guy. I hate watching ALL sports (except 8 ball championships). But I love playing golf and shooting pool. NO FOOTBALL FOR ME! YUK!!!!!
7. My BFF (guy) is 5 years old and I call him “Bud” and occasionally call him “Son”.

The seven people I choose to tag were not chosen. Sorry, see rule #6. )

- D