Whatever You Want Honey

Ok.

I’ve blogged only once before, so this is relatively new for me. I have worked in technology for the last 12 years in some form or fashion, so it is nothing new to me. I promote technology for a living and blogging, too. So, you might ask me, “Why in the world did it take me 12 years to start a blog?!” The answer to that question remains a mystery to me. If by chance you figure that one out you may be entitled to an espresso or double machiato as a thank you.

The question on your mind at this point may be, “What’s the deal with the blog title ‘Whatever You Want Honey’ anyway?” Good question. The answer; quite simply, bacause my wife said so.

The long answer; She didn’t absolutely say it, put her foot down and stomp around shouting that I need to vent somewhere and what better place for a captive audience than in a blog post. She merely said, “Honey, wouldn’t it be cool if you had a place to lend your wisdom to other men and women about all the things that clutter your brain? You know I was thinking and having a blog called ‘Whatever You Say Honey’ would be really awesome.”

After about an hour and a half of contemplating, I thought, “Self, she might be on to something here.” In a few short keystrokes, I registered ‘Whatever You Want Honey’ and proudly told her of my baby steps.

She quickly retorted with, “You registered ‘Whatever You Want Honey’ NOT ‘Whatever You Say Honey’!”

So, alas, fear has struck this well intentioned man. Because I realize [now] that I just created a monster. It will soon become ‘Whatever You Want Honey’.

As Cher said, if I could turn back time….

-D

P.S. She created the blog for me and customized it, too. Show her some love and tell her how purty it is.

P.P.S. I actually like it, so get off my back about it. It is not feminine, it is…. Me.